So, I’ve been browsing your site and trying to understand this obsession with big boobs. After some extensive research across the internet (and a fair amount of masturbation) I’ve come to the conclusion that while big boobs are nice on a chick that those of you who are fetishizing them are missing out on the best part of a female, that being the ass. I swear I love tits as much as the next guy, but how could you not be in love with a beautiful ass?

My girlfriend is pretty small up top, maybe a large A cup, but when it comes to the booty she’s got it all going on. Before I get to my argument about the ass, I’d like to comment briefly on tits in general. Most men like big breasts because in a way we’re programmed to respond to them. However, I think there is an argument to be made that women with huge tits are hampered by them in multiple ways. First off, most clothing is not made for big breasted women. If your chick has a huge rack and a slim waist she’ll almost never be able to find clothes that fit at a normal store. She’ll have to custom order almost everything and even then it will most likely be dowdy stuff unless you happen to be loaded with cash. I know those tits are nice in the sack, but what about the rest of the time when she’s walking around in a baggy sweatshirt because she couldn’t find a top that would fit around her bulging boobs?

Second, big tits are going to sag as your chick gets older. There is no way of avoiding this problem. As women age their skin gets less elastic and gravity begins to do its work. The breasts eventually sag so much that they’re resting right around her belly button, especially for the better endowed girls. So while they’re fun when you’re young, be sure to think ahead to the future when you’re likely to be dealing with a pretty freaky looking girl. I can’t even imagine what those things would look like once the girl has had children. Forget about ever seeing them perky again, and that can happen when she’s in her mid twenties.

Lastly, and this is a pretty small item, chicks with big breasts often develop back and neck problems, sometimes to a point where they are debilitated or require expensive surgery. Again, I know it’s all well and good while you’re young, but think ahead to the future.

Now, when you think about small A and B cup breasts none of the above problems even come up. If your girl has a nice set of A cup tits her chest can look 18 years old until she’s 40. Who wouldn’t want that? Also, she’ll never experience the horrible back and neck problems that can arise from a big rack and she’s unlikely to experience major sagging. To me, all of these benefits outweigh the loss of a little extra tit flesh. Now, if you’re thinking about tit fucking and how you’ll lose that if you’re not with a big breasted chick, well, that leads me into my butt argument.

I believe that the butt is a superior sexual instrument than the tits, or at the very least it’s on the same level with the tits minus all of the related problems. First off, you can replace tit fucking with buttcheek fucking. Just slide your cock between the tightened cheeks of your girl’s ass and slide it back and forth. If she tightens her muscles back there she can create a sheeth that will feel tighter than her pussy ever has. Add a little bit of lube and you’ll feel as though you just discovered a brand new sexual technique that has been hidden for centuries.

A great butt also presents numerous opportunities for playfulness, including sensual massage, kissing, slapping, and all out spanking if you’re kinky enough. I dated a girl once who was really into spanking and it became a regular part of our sex life. I would bend her over my knee on the bed and lay my hands into her, smacking down onto her ruby red cheeks with a vengeance. She would squeal in pleasure with each smack, her libido rising with each stroke. By the time I was finished she would jump my bones, throwing my down onto the bed and devouring me like I was her last meal. I’ve never had such incredible sex, all thanks to the butt. Also, there’s nothing that feels better than reaching your hands under a beautiful girl’s skirt and groping her tight, firm ass while you make out or dance. It gets even better when she responds to your work and begins to grind her hips right into you. So hot!

It should also be pointed out that a great ass looks just as good in a bikini as a great set of natural boobs does, if not better. I suppose everyone has their preference, but I will take a girl with a nice firm B cup and a beautiful firm ass in a bikini than a huge breasted girl any day. If she doesn’t have a great ass you’ve got nothing to look at while she’s walking away. Let’s face it, if a girl is sporting huge tits up top she needs a wider ass to support all of that weight, so it’s pretty unlikely she’ll also have a great ass. Also, a girl with huge tits has a much harder time working out because of all the bouncing so her body is less likely to be toned and fit, which makes a huge difference in the bedroom.

If I haven’t convinced you by now then you’re beyond salvation, but I sincerely hope that some of you big breast lovers out there will consider the small chested girl the next time she hits on you. You can do great things with a girl like that so give her a chance.

Mark
Wisconsin